Pictured: two albums that I am currently listening to beginning with “un”.

Predicted: actions taken by people who read this blog also beginning with “un”.

Now I’m annoyed at the fact that people have actually sucked up Fifty Shades of Grey even though it’s apparently just the BDSM fantasies of E.L. James featuring Edward Cullen and Bella Swan with different names in a different setting - as in, is that what we think deserves to be exalted now?

Hey - I have an idea for a novel. It’s about this guy called Morlock Hooms and his friend Valjean Whaston and they have some sort of job that involves consulting on things. Morlock is really clever and Valjean is an everyman. They also fuck a lot and wear leather. Someone give me a fucking advance