I changed the title to something even cooler, and I’m 1,049 words in. I’m actually feeling optimistic about this one. If anything, I’m going to run out of space.
Time for another obnoxiously-titled essay?
By the way - sorry I haven’t been around as much. Since I got back from five weeks with my fiancé, I’ve had two essays to rush out in a little under a week and a half, and this is the second. Come Tuesday, I should be cool as a cucumber left out in the sun for a week.