For some reason (probably because whenever I let him follow me he’d leave grotesque, profanity-filled drunken bullshit replies to posts that my parents were often looking at) I put my best friend on my ignore/block list about a year ago, and since then I’ve also blocked a bunch of porn spam blogs. This means every time I want to check up on him, given that he changes URLs a lot, I have to scroll past these two. I still stop and laugh. I wonder what Gilligan’s Bi-Land is like.