“Take Goodfellas, add The Big Lebowski, throw in Rain Man, ladle on a generous helping of Chasing Amy and top it off with a steaming pile of bullshit and you’ve got Gigli, the 2003 film that aimed to capitalise on the burgeoning romance between Ben Affleck and Jennifer Lopez and instead left critics everywhere slack-jawed in disbelief.”

— I’ve been reminiscing today.