“I’ve set the bar quite high in terms of storytelling”

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Fifty Shades of Grey author E. L. James. (via millionsmillions)

I DO NOT THINK THAT WORD MEANS WHAT YOU THINK IT MEANS.

(via ecantwell)

I only learned today that F-SOG (as I’ll inexplicably refer to it in future) started life as a piece of Twilight fanfiction. This both confirms my fears about the public and reminds me to keep the hell away from them.